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The understated graphic gives it a slightly ironic, low-key aesthetic that resonates with people who favor dark humor and minimalist styling. It’s built to be lived in: stitched seams, sturdy neck tape, and a soft hand-feel that only gets better with time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 3-end fleece (approx. 280 g\/m²) — warm but not bulky\u003cbr\u003e- Soft combed ring-spun cotton blend with recycled polyester for smooth hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and stash essentials\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction: double-needle topstitching, neck twill tape, and under 5% shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":58254826471727,"sku":"10146516800150714508","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":58254826504495,"sku":"32020544345688169993","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":58254826537263,"sku":"14148550432777417744","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58254826570031,"sku":"33602696021477361497","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":58254826602799,"sku":"24463696755282660907","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":58254826635567,"sku":"22673653392155026358","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58254826668335,"sku":"55466951839321515538","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":58254826701103,"sku":"32839934012519425948","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":58254826733871,"sku":"87604447880069021582","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58254826766639,"sku":"29390979771498805599","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":58254826799407,"sku":"30226521164501045365","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":58254826832175,"sku":"29507097125741249398","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58254826864943,"sku":"88857250979853418007","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":58254826897711,"sku":"27734416043273542670","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":58254826930479,"sku":"10190163964795741166","price":31.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58254826963247,"sku":"14812190676100948523","price":34.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":58254826996015,"sku":"20963742419976836721","price":34.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":58254827028783,"sku":"63394198608399617332","price":34.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58254827061551,"sku":"23282585305888809658","price":35.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":58254827094319,"sku":"27611977404978566386","price":35.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":58254827127087,"sku":"47333779380413483311","price":35.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7380\/5103\/files\/20260725203348-1f188682-3e98-65de-8753-92acdbb92906.png?v=1785011889","url":"https:\/\/elventuresllcprint.myshopify.com\/products\/hoodie-dead-inside-but-its-fine-pumpkin-patch-goth-pullover","provider":"Shadow Circuit Collective ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}