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It settles into your rotation as the go-to for casual nights, food runs, and low-key meetups where a joke and a good story are part of the plan.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun cotton with garment-dyed softness\n- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for a substantial, durable feel\n- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk construction and double-needle stitched seams\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean comfort\n- Sizes S–4XL available and offered in 58 colorways\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\nServe up chaos with this hilariously cursed “Thanks For Takeout” graphic tee featuring a takeout box overflowing with wriggling worms and the phrase “Enjoy Your Extra Protein.” Perfect for fans of dark humor, weirdcore fashion, horror-inspired streetwear, and conversation-starting graphic tees.\n\nThis shirt blends gritty vintage aesthetics with absurd comedy for a design that feels straight out of a late-night fever dream and honestly… that’s the point.\n\nWhether you’re into alternative fashion, creepy art, punk vibes, or just enjoy making strangers uncomfortable in the best way possible, this tee delivers unforgettable energy.\n\nFEATURES\n• Soft premium unisex fit\n• High-quality DTG printed design\n• Vintage inspired distressed artwork\n• Great for horror lovers and weird humor fans\n• Comfortable everyday streetwear style\n• Perfect gift for alternative fashion lovers\n\nPERFECT FOR\n• Horror conventions\n• Streetwear outfits\n• Punk and grunge aesthetics\n• Meme lovers\n• Dark humor collectors\n• Weird food joke fans\n• Halloween outfits\n• Everyday chaos\n\nCARE INSTRUCTIONS\n• Machine wash cold\n• Tumble dry low\n• Wash inside out for best longevity\n\nAvailable in multiple colors and sizes.\n\nWarning: May cause people to question your dietary habits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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