Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy

Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy

Apple Harvest / 9oz
$17.47 USD
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Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
  • Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy
Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy

Funny Novelty Candle — "Smells Like Burnt Rubber, a Bruised Ego & 9 lbs of Uncooked Shrimp" 9oz Soy

$17.47 USD
$17.47 USD
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Warm light and thoughtful scent, hand-poured into a reusable glass jar. This 9oz soy candle fills a room with layered, natural fragrance — from orchard-fresh Apple Harvest to a clean, linen-like Clean Cotton or the sultry Sea Salt + Orchid. Each candle uses a 100% cotton wick and a natural soy wax blend for a slow, even burn (50–60 hours) and comes with a glossy, permanent label and a tight-seal metal lid. Thoughtful scent options include seasonal favorites like Christmas Warmth and cozy Cinnamon Vanilla, exotic blends like Coconut Cream + Cardamom, marine-inspired Atlantis Whisper, or a fragrance-free Unscented choice. Made in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards, the vessel cleans easily for reuse once the wax is gone.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass jar with tight-seal metal lid
- Approx. 50–60 hour burn time
- Available in 12 fragrance options + Unscented
- Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic ingredients; ASTM compliant

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

ScentApple Harvest
Size9oz